Say What?

December 6, 2008

My feed reader is full, thanks to a lovely case of Pink Eye. So, in place of Blog Nirvana this week, I thought we’d go for a little humor. No worries though, I’ll post a double dose of quotes in the next Blog Nirvana.

hmmm.. which is less?

Well, no comment.

Do I still qualify as a teenager, then?

Wow, someone paid them for that.

Ouch, newspaper reporter gets slugged for insulting one armed man.

Hey! That happens here, too. Where’s the number for the Sheriff’s Department?

Wow, state quarters seem suspicious to me, too.

Dude, someone steals my mail, too because I never got a million dollar check from Publisher’s Clearing House like they promised!

Huh, go figure.

Here’s your sign.

Failure to stop for a train = prostitution?

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Comments

Jamie Simmerman

Ok, this is the first time I've looked at this post, and the formatting is screwy. Sorry, guys.

Lance,

Glad you still got a kick out of them. I have more stashed for later. Shh, don't tell. :)

Writer Dad,

Yeah, that one was funny yet scary at the same time.

Sal,

Ah, the dread pink eye is much better. I can be seen in public again. :)

Glad you got a good laugh, Sal. Thanks for stopping by.
Sal

That was hilarious Jamie. I needed that today. Thanks. And I hope your Pink Eye gets better and returns to its normal color. :)

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Writer Dad

Sorry about the pink eye. Pink eye = worst thing ever.

Thanks for making me laugh though. These were all really funny. My favorite was the dude from AG Edwards telling us all what constitutes a millionaire. That's kind of amazing.

<abbr>Writer Dad´s last spectacular blog post..Writer Dad in Rough Draft</abbr>
Lance

These are great Jamie! The last one, though, takes the cake. I'm sorry, but that one just made me laugh out loud! Seriously - can you imagine the embarrassment that lady felt having herself listed for prostitution. Makes you think twice before doing something even minor - who know what they might write in the paper!

Anyway - I can't think of a better way to start my Saturday than coming here to read these! I don't know, maybe I feel better knowing there are people out there more screwed up than me...(or...maybe there not...)

Hope everyone is better (or gets there quickly) Jamie.

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